brb going grunge

thevoicecalledcheesecake:

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

(via fallintoforever)

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

(via atryingreclamation)

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

(via pizza)

"'Cause I built you a home in my heart
With rotten wood, and it decayed from the start."

"Crooked Teeth" - Death Cab for Cutie (via lyricsinwonderland)

shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

(via wellisnthatwizard)

ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

(via metalkites)

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

anyone remember that episode of proud family?

(via metalkites)

vxpo:

Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.

(via ethernius)